Chris Rock
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
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