Megan Fox
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| Ellen DeGeneres Quotes |
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.
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