Megan Fox
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| David Latterman Quots |
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
There is no off position on the genius switch.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
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