Megan Fox
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| Peter Sellers |
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.
If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!
Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
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